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New jokes by old jokers.

New jokes by old jokers.

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Published by I. & M. Ottenheimer in Baltimore, Md .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • American wit and humor,
  • Burlesque (Literature)

  • Edition Notes

    Other titlesStories of the vaudeville stage
    Statementtold by Weber & Fields ... [et al.] ; and other well known humorists.
    ContributionsWeber & Fields (Comedy team), I. & M. Ottenheimer Publishers.
    The Physical Object
    Pagination93 p. ;
    Number of Pages93
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL23096018M
    OCLC/WorldCa31921029

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